| <bloodninja> | Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? |
| <britneyspears14> | Aight. |
| <bloodninja> | Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. |
| <britneyspears14> | I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. |
| <bloodninja> | Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. |
| <britneyspears14> | Oh, I like to play dress up. |
| <bloodninja> | Me too baby. |
| <britneyspears14> | I kiss you softly on your chest. |
| <bloodninja> | I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. |
| <britneyspears14> | Hey... |
| <bloodninja> | I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. |
| <britneyspears14> | Funny I still don't see it. |
| <bloodninja> | I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. |
| <britneyspears14> | You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. |
| <bloodninja> | Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. |
| <bloodninja> | I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. |
| <britneyspears14> | Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. |
| <bloodninja> | Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. |
| <bloodninja> | King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. |
| <bloodninja> | You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. |
| <bloodninja> | Baby? |
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