im not drunk, thats what i look like on my licence

quotes from a customer:

reason for canceling internet: "want to spend more time with the kids"

reason for reactivating internet: "the kids shit me"

"i think its the alternator"

its is not your weed that you put in there this time

its just a little smashed... its still good, its still good...

these chicks love cocks

for your main course, would you like the salmon or the braaaiiinnnss...

youve just made my point perfectly

hahaha, nice

E to the Mizzle

kurt cobain isnt dead, hes writing word jumbles

10 foot clown pole