I SEEN THAT MOVIE

BEER

No missionary, reverse cowgirl, or you'll get swine flu

cats to humans: fuck you

check this out i didnt even make it up

http://loveyourhelpdesk.com/

they are apparently trying to organize(on my birthday) for all help desk workers to take the day off

ultramega win

people who believe in the bible think you can sum up all of existence on a piece of paper...

im upto date with topgear, but i dont remeber this happening... what did i miss

...and for america: a middleaged fat white guy

that guys fucked, well fucked

cartman is substantially hotter in real life it would seem

boobs are smaller though

DD for a double dose of his pimping