give up and be an artist

thank not god they got 0 for this

see me, see me asap

sarcastic answers 101

the clamps

ok, i did the math

my macmini uses about 20watts to run and if i were to power it with one of my rechargable AAs i should theoretically get about 5mins of power per AA... why has nobody made a AA powered UPS... i want it... i said do it...

worst leela constume ever

the future

xyz

uummm... coconut?

hippopoticorn is a funny word

on the phone with someone who either has a burned out modem or something else disgusting

customer- "theres a funny smell coming out of my box"

diy electric toothbrush

keywords: "do it yourself"

name win (fail if its a girl)

equal work for equal pay - racism fail

these tacos taste terrible

omicron persei 8 or bust

you skipped a step microsoft

you skipped the rip it off and rename it bit

mmm, baco'

double fail

1. "happening now" dont call the news WHILE youre being attacked by a bear
2. Dont beat off a bear, or it will attack you

cool flooring

out the nose, helmet style

just stupid funny

fake eggs

the chinese can make a fake egg that is almost perfect

great view

dont you wish you had a microsoft car... it has a steering wheel

MS once again selling their products based on "it can do what everything else can do" or "we are the only ones who do what everyone else does"

You've Drunk my Battle Ship

Stop-Motion Donkey Kong

First Person Shooter Disease

clampenated