toke up on the tree

origami chick

thatd be fun to push down a hill

no wheels means no breaks

this is whats wrong with people

something makes perfect sense if you know how reality works, but most people have no ide how reality works so "god must have done it"

dont crap in water, i fish in it

anthrax got you down? toke in a decidedly upwards direction

peanut butter jelly time

just fail

not accurate enough to be helpful

ride the slut, nothing more to add

wuffer thin ham, wuffer thin discount

youll regret this WHEN you realise youre gay

name of bear not to be taken literally

dont park here on garbage day

hehe, internizzle

whats so funny about williams_001, hehe

warning, you look gay

you put your weed in there, bunny says so

WOOOOO, PAAARTAY

they make poontang now?

im interested as to why pleasure increases to sharply for him when the dog jumps in the bed

american brittany x

she knows where they hide the heroin

if you dont get it you need to watch denis leary's standup
you dont know shit about shit and pull up your pants

those girls and their g-phones

its a hayden panettiere day today

would be funnier if he drove it from the bikeseat

or at least had a passenger on there

fyi, you cant count

noooo, my tunes

now kids will brush their teeth

Hayden Panettiere's Panties

...and watch the hit counter fly

hehe