city planner must have had his fingers on the edge of the ruler

For the last company picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups. That’s all I did… order the damn cups!

so convenient

yup, thats a mouse

Huh so Airplane! is a great big ripoff...

the safety light

i say you he dead

this

this doesnt need a caption to be funny

probably more useful if it was water

Huh, so, artificial hearts can be powered by backpacks now...

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Podwodne? Podwodne!!!dont you worry about Podwodne, let me worry about blank

this

http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/19/88-badas-macgyver-bongs/

sweet costume

aaawwww hells yeah

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/jemaine-from-fotc-joins-men-in-black-3d

large and in charge and looking for chickies

hotter, colder jesus

can you see into the future?

consistant

russians do awesome shit

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/05/did-you-know-that-you-can-move-entire-brick-buildings/

and this is how you fuck up your planet

hooray... im helping

cool

local globe

not the video youve probably already seen

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/05/the-physics-of-futurama/

DuPont can print a 50-inch OLED TV in two minutes, you'll be waiting a little longer

phew!

Shia LaBeouf, you suck

“When I saw the second movie, I wasn’t impressed with what we did,” LaBeouf said in an interview Thursday at the Cannes Film Festival.

On the second movie, “we got lost. We tried to get bigger. It’s what happens to sequels. It’s like, how do you top the first one? You’ve got to go bigger,” LaBeouf said. “Mike went so big that it became too big, and I think you lost the anchor of the movie. … You lost a bit of the relationships. Unless you have those relationships, then the movie doesn’t matter. Then it’s just a bunch of robots fighting each other.”

WHAT!! JUST A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FIGHTING EACH OTHER???
there need to be more movies that are just a bunch of robots fighting eachother