why you make sure your new camera doesnt have shutter lag

reason?

because youre an idiot who gets a tatoo of a comapany logo

graphic design prank

http://www.funnychill.com/media/1496/Funny_Prank/

funny beggar or the day

i want to see the one with a sign that says "please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends"

drunk driving only

not sure how youd convert that into horse power

fail: i suppose if you aim for ugly, you dont need to specify gender

although i would, ugly chicks are one thing, but ugly guys...

happy if statement

tastes like green

Noooo, dude

fixed forever

when diving meets breakdancing

this is so awesome

the left hand (and the brain) doesnt know what the right hand is doing

"exit" win

rothschild fail
schofield fail
business fail

they cant be any worse than the old anus burgers

you had me upto "lie flat in a ditch"

baboonanated

yabba dabba do

still cant beat scsi

brilliant, its a home made brute force safe cracker

clink

problem: your dog is blind

solution: get it a seeing eye dog

cool, i dont generally see big planes like this

mmmm, future cookie...

indeed it does

eco friendly camoflage

haha

hats from around the world

twitter priorities

looking at the world through gay coloured glasses