so wrong it hurts

Its Chuck Noris Bitches!!!

from Marijuana Logs

‘Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’
‘Yes. What can I do for you?’
‘I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s a hidin’ it there.’
‘Thank you very much for the call, sir.’
The next day, twelve Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly thereafter, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.
‘Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd….Did the Sheriff come?’
‘Yeah!’
‘Did they chop your firewood?’
‘Yep!’
‘Happy Birthday, buddy!’

you want it, you cant un-want it

if i wasnt jamaican, why would i wear this hat

cool clock

baconfingers

imagining the tenth dimension (ii)

pacman with roombas

link

the rest of the internet sucks today, but the webcommics are good

english language fail

wow, if that was a bra, hed win a nobel prize

check out the customer images

Laptop steering wheel

another funny hobo sign (or as they prefer to be known "placard")

i need tp for my bunghole

Finally - Origami I can do

Ever wondered how a plumber could go on such ccrazy adventures?

If I had a hawk, it'd bring me this!