pillow fight

hate to break it to you, but you have no life

you need to put an LED on that shit

rubbing it in

mmm, sprinkles

cocaine... when you realise they sold you cement powder instead... only then will you shit bricks... or sneese bricks... or just die painfully

that is a truth-fact

chaann eiiyee hafff mmiiy freiyey smamwyje

religious logic is an oxymoron

its gotta be more than that

toke up on the tree

origami chick

thatd be fun to push down a hill

no wheels means no breaks

this is whats wrong with people

something makes perfect sense if you know how reality works, but most people have no ide how reality works so "god must have done it"

dont crap in water, i fish in it

anthrax got you down? toke in a decidedly upwards direction

peanut butter jelly time

just fail

not accurate enough to be helpful

ride the slut, nothing more to add

wuffer thin ham, wuffer thin discount

youll regret this WHEN you realise youre gay

name of bear not to be taken literally

dont park here on garbage day

hehe, internizzle

whats so funny about williams_001, hehe

warning, you look gay

you put your weed in there, bunny says so

WOOOOO, PAAARTAY

they make poontang now?