why you make sure your new camera doesnt have shutter lag

reason?

because youre an idiot who gets a tatoo of a comapany logo

graphic design prank

http://www.funnychill.com/media/1496/Funny_Prank/

funny beggar or the day

i want to see the one with a sign that says "please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends"

drunk driving only

not sure how youd convert that into horse power

fail: i suppose if you aim for ugly, you dont need to specify gender

although i would, ugly chicks are one thing, but ugly guys...

happy if statement

tastes like green