i drew a dick on his face, but he was still asleep...

pulling a boat full of boats with another boat

as you do

sucks to be you kid

post 2k

ok, so its really the 2000th post, but i work in an ISP (so 1k = 1000 not 1024). if i remember there'll be a real 2k post in 48...

love and kisses,
The Paste Master General

good idea: fixed the sprinkler

hahaha "this is how you sell wide angle lenses"

shatner reads palin

10 Great free PC Games

http://www.nowgamer.com/features/359/10-essential-free-pc-games

why you make sure your new camera doesnt have shutter lag

reason?

because youre an idiot who gets a tatoo of a comapany logo

graphic design prank

http://www.funnychill.com/media/1496/Funny_Prank/

funny beggar or the day

i want to see the one with a sign that says "please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends"

drunk driving only

not sure how youd convert that into horse power

fail: i suppose if you aim for ugly, you dont need to specify gender

although i would, ugly chicks are one thing, but ugly guys...

happy if statement

tastes like green

Noooo, dude

fixed forever

when diving meets breakdancing

this is so awesome

the left hand (and the brain) doesnt know what the right hand is doing

"exit" win

rothschild fail
schofield fail
business fail

they cant be any worse than the old anus burgers

you had me upto "lie flat in a ditch"

baboonanated

yabba dabba do

still cant beat scsi

brilliant, its a home made brute force safe cracker

clink

problem: your dog is blind

solution: get it a seeing eye dog

cool, i dont generally see big planes like this

mmmm, future cookie...

indeed it does

eco friendly camoflage

haha

hats from around the world

twitter priorities

looking at the world through gay coloured glasses

good to know

true, yet still not a reason to believe

although im sure any would use it as such

rubic's sandwitch

comprehension of reality fail

for resetting your 27ft long modem

1 fail in america or many many fails in uk/aus

"spot on bevan"

having a sign here implies its ok somewhere else

fail of gramma spelling

at least it make you look really cool

probably made with artificial panda

magic

fixed

8 track walkman

clink

im sure this is funny, i just cant be assed translating it: enjoy

visual euphamism of the day

not even remotely a fail

the fact that you think this is a fail, is a fail